CHICO’S ANGELS:
PRETTY CHICAS ALL IN A ROW
Written By Kurt Koehler & Oscar Quintero
Directed by Kurt Koehler
When contestants start dropping dead in the “Miss Kumquat Pageant”, Cecil Kumquat hires Chico’s Angels to find the killer and save his show. Kay and Chita go undercover as contestants, Miss Iowa and Miss Kentucky, and try not to stick out. Frieda and Bossman go undercover as a reporter and her lusty cameraman. The Angels are determined to solve the crime, get their story and take the crown!
The Victim: Miss New Jersey – She’ll never need a curling iron again.
The Client: Cecil Kumquat – Worried that the parade will pass him by, Cecil
hires the Angels to save his pageant.
The Suspects: Miss Texas, Tanya Tingles – with hair high enough to touch heaven, she plans to blow the boys… away. What does she plan to do to win the pageant?
Miss California, Summer Ready – The blondest of the blondes, she
likes jell-o, but does she like guns?
Miss Hawaii, Laylowey Kokopukuiki – Her dance moves could make a volcano erupt, but could she hula someone to death?
Buck Naked – A hard handyman with handy hands and looks that kill.
Miss Florida & Miss Wisconsin – Is murder their talent, or will they be runners up to murder?
July 2003 Cast:
Kay Sedia: Oscar Quintero
Chita Parol: Ray
Puta: J.P. Torres
Bossman: Danny Casillas
Cecil Kumquat: Shannon Williams/ Kurt Koehler
Miss Texas: Tishara
Miss California: Heather Ashton Ward
Miss Hawaii: Nora Miller
Buck Naked: Luke Weaver
Miss New Jersey: Heather Ashston Ward
Miss Florida: Tishara
Miss Wisconsin: Nora Miller
FUN FACTS:
- Kay Sedia was 1st Runner up in an actual Pageant, Quest For the Crown 2000
- Luke Weaver went on to play the hunky killer in HELLBENT
March 2004 Cast:
Kay Sedia: Oscar Quintero
Chita Parol: Ray
Frieda Laye: Eddie Alvarado
Bossman: Alex Patino
Cecil Kumquat: Kurt Koehler
Miss Texas: Tishara
Miss California: Heather Ashton Ward
Miss Hawaii: Nora Miller
Buck Naked: Ed Aristone
Miss New Jersey: Heather Ashston Ward
Miss Florida: Tishara
Miss Wisconsin: Nora Miller
FUN FACTS:
- Danny Casillas was busy producing and starring in THE DOUBLE DOUBLE FEATURE,
so Alex Patino was cast as Bossman to fill in. - The Character of Frieda Laye was introduced as a replacement of Puta.
Oct-Nov 2006 Cast:
Kay Sedia: Oscar Quintero
Chita Parol: Ray
Frieda Laye: Danny Casillas
Bossman: Alex Patino
Cecil Kumquat: Kurt Koehler
Miss Texas: Tishara
Miss California: Elizabeth Bennet
Miss Hawaii: Nora Miller
Buck Naked: Ethan Wilde
Miss New Jersey: Elizabeth Bennet
Miss Florida: Tishara
Miss Wisconsin: Nora Miller
FUN FACTS:
- Ethan Wilde has played the hunk in every episode of Chico’s Angels at one time or another.
March/April 2010 Cast:
Kay Sedia: Oscar Quintero
Chita Parol: Ray
Frieda Laye: Danny Casillas
Bossman: Alex Patino
Cecil Kumquat: Kurt Koehler
Miss Texas: Tishara/Mary K DeVault
Miss California: Lolly Allen
Miss Hawaii: Nora Miller
Buck Naked: Trevor Algatt
Miss New Jersey: Lolly Allen
Miss Florida: Tishara/Mary K DeVault
Miss Wisconsin: Nora Miller
FUN FACTS:
- Trevor Algatt was featured in a clip on THE DISH on an episode that included Kay & Frieda as guests.
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